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  <title>Kitten's Erotic Journal</title>
  <subtitle>A place for my fantasies, stories, and experiences</subtitle>
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    <name>Kitten</name>
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  <updated>2008-05-28T03:50:35Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:36040</id>
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    <title>I'll tell you all a secret...</title>
    <published>2008-05-28T03:50:35Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-28T03:50:35Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Duke Buzzy - Torchbearer Unstoppable Remix</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sometimes I write things, but stop half way because I've gotten myself too hot, and I have to cool off and finish it tomorrow.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:35540</id>
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    <title>Against the Wall</title>
    <published>2008-05-19T03:37:27Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-19T03:37:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Cut for explicit sexual content"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; The metal music throbbed through her body, lighting her skin on fire and sending an electric tingle though her very core. She could feel the sweat bead on her body, her pussy slicking up in anticipation.&amp;nbsp; He pushed her against the wall, pressing his denim covered cock into her soft pantie covered cleft, hiking her skirt up. Their tongues deeply explored the opposites' mouth; her hands gripped his hair as his lifted her against the wall and pulled her panties to the side.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "I need some help with my zipper darlin'." He growled into her mouth over the music, then resumed ravaging her lips and tongue with his teeth. She kept her left hand in his hair and reached between them with her right, unbuttoning his fly and zipping it down, reaching into his underwear to pull out his cock and rub the head against her clit. She began to make happy whimpering noises into his mouth and he pressed his fingertips deeper into her soft thighs, squeezing.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; She took the hint and slid his cock into her hot, aching pussy. He began slamming her against the wall with the rhythm of the metal. She kept her hand between them, working her clit furiously. Her legs were wrapped around his waist and she dug her heels into his back as she felt her first tingle of orgasm. The throbbing bass of the song and his hard cock sliding in and out of her tight kitty quickly brought her to climax. It shuddered through her whole body, rippling around his cock and filling her head with an electric buzz.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "Oh fuck yeah baby," She moaned, "Fuck, yes..." She crooned it to him, rocking her hips with his thrusts, feeling the second wave of big "O" coming on. She had needed the hard fuck after a long day, and he was more then willing to oblige when she had answered the door in a mini-dress and fuck-me heels. She gripped the back of his neck for extra balance and rocked harder with him.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "Ah baby," He began to pant, his mouth curling into a baring of teeth, "I'm fuckin' coming!" He thrust into her hard, bucking her against the wall for a final frenzied showdown. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "Ah ah ah ah AH AH AH AH!" She moaned with every thrust, riding her third orgasm in a row. With a final moan and a few more thrusts, he came hard into her hot, slick puss. He sighed with relief, and for a moment held them up by leaning his weight against her. Completely satisfied, he set her down on her shaky gams and kissed her softly on the mouth.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "Hello to you too, honey." He said with a wink and a grin. She grinned back and him and began to walk to the bedroom when he slapped her on the ass. It was time for round two!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:35307</id>
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    <title>Choking Hazard</title>
    <published>2008-05-15T21:34:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-15T21:34:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&amp;nbsp;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="A fantasy containing extreme personal violence and sex"&gt;&amp;nbsp; He was holding her by the left shoulder and right hip, sliding his hot cock in and out of her slick pussy, pushing her leg against her torso. Her arms were tied to the dark oak headboard with her orange silk scarf. She had been wearing it earlier that evening, before they had come home hot with bottled arousal.&amp;nbsp;The sweat was pouring down his chest, and her breasts were wet with it, her rosy nipples glistening and her hair damp and wild from her own passion. Their bodies' dampness darkened the burgundy sheets beneath them as they panted in unison.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; He slid his hand along her shoulder and pressed his thumb against the soft trachea, and she gasped.&amp;nbsp;He&amp;nbsp;could feel her responsive body react, her nipples tightening visibly, goosebumps rising over her belly and breasts. Her pussy tightened against his cock, and he could feel a flood of hot wetness. She let out a soft moan, and her&amp;nbsp;doe eyes darkened with lust.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; "You like this, don't you?" He said, pleased, "You little slut." She let out a soft wimper and a muffled moan behind her improvised pantie-gag in agreement. He chuckled evilly and slid his hand along her slick, soft skin until he was gripping her throat firmly, slowly cutting off her air supply.&amp;nbsp;He was powerful with the&amp;nbsp;feeling of her complete and utter surrender; her hot reaction to&amp;nbsp;punishment.&lt;br /&gt;She felt her body go wild and electric with desire. Her ears began to rush, her lips burn and her pussy clench as he choked her harder and harder, fucking her to match. His pubic bone pressed hard into her sensitive clit with each thrust. Her heart pumped in her ears and the edges of her&amp;nbsp;vision started to go black, just as she could feel the first&amp;nbsp;tingle of orgasm.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; "Yeah, you do like it, don't you, you little slut." He started growling, his hips pumping into hers violently, his fingers bruising her tender flesh with their grip, "You like being choked like a little whore; you like the pain." She let out a quiet wimper, her body overloaded&amp;nbsp;and he let his grip loosen on her throat as he felt her pussy contract around his cock.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; "Oh yeah baby, come on my cock like that, you little fucking slut..." He panted and growled, then removed his hand from her throat to grab the left hip and piston his cock in and out of her harder. She wimpered and moaned with every thrust, rocking her hips and locking her legs around his waist, riding the waves of orgasm around his hard member. He grunted loudly, then moaned, leaning down to bite her shoulder as hard as he could and finish his violent fucking with a few hard thrusts as his orgasm washed over him.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; He slowed down, letting out a hard breath against her bruised, bitten shoulder.&amp;nbsp;He raised himself on his forearms and pulled the pantied out her mouth to kiss her soft lips. She let out a relieved breath, smiled and bit her bottom lip, looking coyly up through her lashes at him. He smiled back and slapped her hard across the mouth. Her desire spiked again when she felt the pain and suddenly tasted coppery blood in her mouth.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; "Good kitty."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>risque_kitty @ 2007-04-25T23:25:00</title>
    <published>2007-04-26T03:27:53Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-26T03:27:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The fact I have expensive taste is not news to anyone...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I'm debating whether to splurge on the brazillian I want... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or to save my money like a good girl, so I can buy sex toys with Nal, my dear soon-to-be-fucked buddy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Choices, choices...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:30790</id>
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    <title>Taken from Wanderlust03</title>
    <published>2007-04-23T18:44:58Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-23T18:44:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. Would you fuck me/let me fuck you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. What positions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Would you go down on me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Would you swallow ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Would you let me to go down on you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Would you let me fuck you the first night that we met?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. What locations would we fuck?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Would You handcuff me or tie me to the bed and then fuck me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Would you have a 3-some with me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. What about me makes you want me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Would you talk dirty to me while we fucked?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Would we do it in front of people?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Would we do it more than once?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Would we fuck in the rain?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. Would you have phone sex with me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. If you're a man or whatever? What would you do with my tits?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. If I gave you my heart would you love it or let it go?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Would you fuck me once and leave me the next day?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Would you tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. Are you gonna re-post this to see if and how I want to fuck you?</content>
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    <title>risque_kitty @ 2006-10-10T01:09:00</title>
    <published>2006-10-10T05:10:39Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-10T05:10:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I give thanks for: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-denim skirts&lt;br /&gt;-black thongs&lt;br /&gt;-braless spaghetti strap tanktops&lt;br /&gt;-condoms&lt;br /&gt;-bitch boots&lt;br /&gt;-N&lt;br /&gt;-N's mom, uncle, mom's boyfriend and granmere leaveing us alone in their house for hours&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First time in almost a week I've had sex. Whew, I feel good.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:28685</id>
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    <title>Commissions</title>
    <published>2006-09-25T04:07:29Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-05T17:14:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am in desperate need to do something. I'm bored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ergo, I am taking 10 comissions for erotica. Email i_am_in_lost_angles at hotmail dot com with the filled out form below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title it "BOOBIES" or it will be deleted as spam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LJ-Nick:&lt;br /&gt;Genre:&lt;br /&gt;Plot:&lt;br /&gt;Specifics:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Example:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To: i_am_in_lost_angles at hotmail dot com&lt;br /&gt;From: So.and.so at yahoo dot ca&lt;br /&gt;Re: BOOBIES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LJ-Nick: risque_kitty&lt;br /&gt;Genre: bloodplay&lt;br /&gt;Plot: A teacher makes his female student stay late, slices her clothing off, she bleeds and he fucks her in the ass.  &lt;br /&gt;Specifics: Student is redhaired, teacher is middle-aged, she is wearing a white thong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. taken&lt;br /&gt;2. taken&lt;br /&gt;3. free&lt;br /&gt;4. free&lt;br /&gt;5. free&lt;br /&gt;6. free&lt;br /&gt;7. free&lt;br /&gt;8. free&lt;br /&gt;9. free&lt;br /&gt;10. free</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:28578</id>
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    <title>My N...</title>
    <published>2006-09-12T02:07:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-12T02:07:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm so glad I have a loving N who doesn't mind that I'm always wanting sex more then a teenage boy rabbit shot full of viagra. I'm so very horny lately. No idea what it is...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love that he doesn't mind that I like to masturbate after sex, even though he's made me come at least once (twice, three times a lady, I loooooove yooooou...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love that he can dominate me, tie me up, spank me, slap me, bite my ass, choke me half to death (oh yes, one of my favourites :]) and still asks if I'm okay if he accidentally bops me on the nose, or something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love that he just laughs when I want sex again after he's had a mind blowing orgasm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love that I can be the big spoon sometimes.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:27853</id>
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    <title>Oh ma goodness!</title>
    <published>2006-06-29T04:50:21Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-29T04:51:32Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">If you love me, buy me &lt;a href="http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&amp;amp;ProdID=11&amp;amp;HS=1"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of all of what I am looking for, it meets the most criteria.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Straps on - Check.&lt;br /&gt;2. Has penis* - Check.&lt;br /&gt;3. Vibrates - Check.&lt;br /&gt;4. Has a wireless remote control - Check.&lt;br /&gt;5. Has more then one setting - It didn't say, so I doubt it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a bonus, it also has clitoral stimulation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may have guessed, just by reading previous entries, but this one would be for a night out with N and I... In a crowded restaraunt, or walking through the city in the middle of the day... I'd be in a skirt, of course, and he'd be holding the controller. *sigh* I look forward to those times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*this may sound odd, but think about it. There are plenty of strap-on vibrators, but few with a penis attatched.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: I'm sure if someone buys this for me, I could hook them up with a few (hundred) pictures of me using it... Or a small video...</content>
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    <title>Shaving anyone?</title>
    <published>2006-06-07T01:33:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-07T01:33:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Radio (www.wcks.org)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Recently I started shaving my naughty bits. I know I don't have to (hell, I don't shave my armpits or legs) but I like the smooth feeling and the hairless look. It also cuts down on scent, which is nice. However, I find that it's taking a while for the shaved skin to look like normal skin again (the way leg hair eventually does) If I get really fed up with it, and I have a nice place to do it (Dirzmay, have you gone to somewhere to get your bikini done yet?) I'll get it waxed. I'm fearless (NOT) like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N decided to follow in my little craziness and shave his head. Off came the beard, off came the ponytail. Now he's got this ridiculously sexy stubble all over his head that just makes me want to stuff his face into my pussy and grind. Have I mentioned that stubble feels amazing on my clit? I know I can't do it often for fear of scraping my clit painfully raw, but it's amazing. Kind of like rubbing a boar bristle brush across it. Hot!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so horny lately. I know it's because at certain times of the month my regular super horny turns into ultra-mega-super horny-a-tron. Kind of like the power rangers :) Still, it's sometimes hard to deal with, both for N and myself. Sometimes I just want to curl up next to him and bask in the afterglow, you know? I don't always want to be pouncing and hounding him for another round because my body wants him inside me, again and again! It's more frustrating then you'd think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the sex is AMAZING. Like, melt my bones off my body amazing. I just want to have him inside me all the time. It's weird, because I never got certain sensations in the begining of our sex life, but now sometimes it's like I think my skin is on fire, or he has my whole body tingling, things I've only read about in trashy romance novels! It's just getting better and better. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. If you watch for a long time my icon and my mood start moving in sync together. Right now they're moving to the beat of my music. It's FREAKY</content>
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    <title>risque_kitty @ 2006-05-21T02:59:00</title>
    <published>2006-05-21T07:04:09Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-21T07:04:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7561891079024207771"&gt;The Dildo Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And if that doesn't get ya... &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3573852431733156394"&gt;Some pussy!&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Yes, yes they are...</title>
    <published>2006-05-21T06:50:33Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-21T06:50:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8919541964498299964"&gt;Guys&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3150489678008686320"&gt;who&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4224003360817281050"&gt;dance&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8179722451449209007"&gt;are&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5212237842049302652"&gt;hot!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's all about rythem and not being ashamed of your body...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And hotness. Weird, sweaty hotness.</content>
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    <title>An add-on to Nalliah's guide</title>
    <published>2006-05-21T03:44:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-21T03:44:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>One day more - Les Mis (in my head)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Firstly, one must understand that with every woman*, as different as they may be, the piping is still the same. However, they are different. Some women prefer straight clitoral stimulation. Others prefer the "tongue in vagina" route. Most women would agree, it takes clitoral stimulation to orgasm. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's the trick. Orgasms must be worked towards slowly. Not only will this enhance pleasure by arousing you both more, but you'll also avoid nasty problems, such as your woman being dry when you wish to insert your fingers/tongue/penis, and headaches that sometimes occur when you orgasm too quickly. The trick is to remember, there is more to the vagina then the inside and the clit. There's also labia, the tender, sensitive skin around the vagina and the &lt;i&gt;air&lt;/i&gt; around the pussy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yes, I said air. I can attest to having very happy moments when N blows hot and cold air onto my pussy. It stimulates the hot/cold nerve receptors, which don't get a lot of play, since generally you're just touching. Another good way of stimulating the hot/cold nerve endings is taking a drink of something cold so your tongue is cold, licking and then taking a drink of something warm and licking. Believe me, it works well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, each girl has her comfort level. I find often times girls who know their vagina's well (i.e. women who masturbate, or explore their pussies often) have a higher play level then women who don't know their vaginas as well. What I mean by that is, I find when women know their vaginas, they know what they like and don't, and can instruct you thusly. Their vaginas can also take more "abuse" as the nerves aren't as timid of touch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, the big question "how do I make my partner come?" Well firstly... Shame on you! Orgasm is not the be all and end all of oral sex. &lt;b&gt;Enjoying the sensation, the flavour/texture/scent/reactions/sounds is a lot more fun, and your partner will come if you take your time to really get to know their pussy.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Secondly, as I said before, most girls will tell you that it takes clitoral stimulation to orgasm. (I of course have come twice before with no clitoral stimulation, but the orgasm wasn't as intense... Still, I was happy and proud of N ;]) This doesn't mean pressing the clit, usually that just ends up hurting. This means finding different ways (I'm still experimenting) to stimulate the clit. Don't forget, not only can you lick it, you can suck it, nibble it, bite it, rub your teeth against it, kiss it, flick it... The list goes on, but using your whole mouth makes the sensation spark... Some girls find teeth expecially nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, you want to make your partner orgasm? Your in this for the long haul. No quitting because your tongue is tired (licking yogurt or pudding out of the deeper cups is good tongue excersize), no stopping to take a breather, your partner needs a constant, steady clitoral stimulation to come. None of this erratic, 'maybe a little here, a little there' phooey. Stay in there! Your partner will thank you. However, if you are waaaay tuckered out, then finish her off with your fingers, or maybe she'll finish herself for you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lastly, communication. Cliche? A little. But good advice. Listen to how they're breathing, what their bodies are doing, and since you can't talk with your mouth full, ask them before hand to be completely honest and tell you what they like and don't like. Some girls are timid about offending you though, so try and make them secure in the fact you won't get mad at them if they say they don't like something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*In this statement, I am not including woman who have physical/psychological sexual problems, such as vaginismus, an irregular hymen, or any other problems. For the sake of the instruction, and because I can't explain what I am not qualified to talk about.</content>
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    <title>Safe pattern</title>
    <published>2006-05-01T18:47:25Z</published>
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    <content type="html">N and I are into bondage, incase anyone didn’t know... I get tied up, and he gets to do whatever he wants to me. I love having no control, but I was reading a book on erotic bondage where they were talking about needing safe words and such, and there was a procedure that I think is imperative to some people. When you’re with a new partner you tell a trusted friend where you are, what you’re doing and who you’re with. Then you establish a code phrase or word to mention after, which if you do means “I’m in trouble, come get me.” Something that wouldn’t normally be mentioned in the “I just got laid, woot-ay.” conversation. Like dinosaurs, or something. So, if you were in trouble, you could say, “He’s got a wang like a brontosaurus tail.” and the person you’re talking to knows you’re in trouble and to come save you. This is important for doms as well, since liability can be a huge issue.&lt;br /&gt;	I am glad I trust N implicitly. We never seem to have problems, and I have no problem saying “this rope is too tight” or “Tie me up and bang me like a rug.” One of these days we may even get into scalpel play or something. What I really want to do, is go to a fetish party as N’s submissive. He can have me on a leash, and blindfold me (I’d rather not be gagged, but whatever my master commands :]) or hobble me, and treat me like the little slut I am... *sighs* I love that I can be a total submissive and he still respects and loves me as a person. Somehow the two seem counterintuitive sometimes. Until I thought about it, I never realized that when N and I are having a problem (rare) or aren’t happy with something, we never take it out on each other in the bedroom... Unless we’re frustrated, then we end up fucking like bunnies until we’re okay again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)</content>
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    <title>Latent Wizard of Oz fetish...</title>
    <published>2006-04-28T03:06:33Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	The Wicked Witch of the west sat in her lavish chamber, staring at her new image. She was ethreal in her beauty, with long, straight black hair, perfectly white, straight teeth, creamy skin and perfect features. Her eyes were a striking blue, dark in a pale face. The lashes surrounding them were thick and lush. &lt;br /&gt;	"I love glamour.." She said aloud, her voice still scratchy and evil. She set the mirror down and frowned, then cleared her throat.&lt;br /&gt;	"That's better." She said, this time her voice was low, husky and very sexy.&lt;br /&gt;	Hazel (for that was the name she gave herself) looked down at her perfect body, full breasts topped with perfectly circular, pink nipples, slim hips and thighs, legs till next tuesday, a flat, toned stomach and a perfect triangle of dark, curly hair at the apex of her thighs. She ran a hand over her right breast, down her stomach and to the dark curls that hid her womanhood. &lt;br /&gt;	Hazel shivered in delight as her perfectly manicured nails grazed the tiny bundle of nerves called a clitoris. She rubbed the small nub of sensitive flesh in circular motions, gasping in pleasure, her face a mask of lovely extasy. Finally, it seemed so long, a delicious ache began spreading pleasure from her warm, musky depths. When she hit her climax she let out a low moan, coming all over her deep green silk sheets, staining them a darker emerald. Hazel lay back in her bed and panted, her sexy body covered in a thin sheen of sweat.&lt;br /&gt;	Markum was the guard on duty that night, sent to make sure the Mistress was always protected and happy. He didn't really like the job, with all the creepy little winged monkeys always hanging around, chittering and eating the dung of others and the bugs off themselves. It made Markum sick. &lt;br /&gt;	He wasn't like the other guards, he wasn't blue, or fuzzy. He wasn't a native Ozian. He was pinkish, smooth and much more muscular then the rest of them. He also had one major difference. A long, thick piece of flesh hanging between his legs and two sagging sacks of ball shaped flesh behind it that he had hear the Mistress refer to as a 'penis and scrotum'. He didn't know why he had them and no one else, or why sometimes it would become stiff and blood engorged. Or why when he stroked, tugged and massaged it, thick white liquid shot out of it and he got a queer feeling throughout his body. It was something he simply lived with. &lt;br /&gt;Soon into his shift, he heard the Mistress talking to herself. Her voice had always grated on his nerves, but the second time she talked he felt a farmiliar warm ache spread through his body, starting at his penis and spreading out. Markum looked down and saw he had again turned hard, the bulge in his baggy uniform pants becoming more and more pronounced.&lt;br /&gt;	Markum simply sat down and ignored it. He was starting to nod off when he heard the Mistress cry out. Leaping to his feet he threw open the door, grabbing his sword, ready to do battle with whatever was hurting the Mistress. He was greeted with a strange sight. A thing, just like him, only different, and totally naked. This creature had much longer hair then he, and it was raven black, not blonde, as his was. It also had two pleasing to look at lumps of flesh on it's chest, firm and pert, tipped with a hard, pink peak. And most notably, it had no penis.&lt;br /&gt;	Because this was not the case for Markum, he felt himself get as hard as the granite rocks that surrounded the castle. The woman looked up with cloudy eyes and spoke again in her heavenly voice that made Markum's penis throb with every word.&lt;br /&gt;	"Come over here and let your Mistress have a taste of you." Hazel watched with passion hazy eyes as her only human guard, Markum, wasted no time in stripping down until he was completely naked. She let her hungry eyes roam all over his toned, muscular body, finally resting on his fully engorged member. She crooked a finger at him and he moved forward, expecting nothing. He was simply following the Mistress's orders after all! Hazel smiled, he was in for a wonderful surprise. &lt;br /&gt;	"Climb onto the bed and kneel on your knees in front of me." She instructed, taking pleasure in the fact she could see his penis grow, and pulsate with every command. Markum did as he was told and soon was kneeling over the come-stained sheets. Hazel sat up and licked her lips. She ran questing fingers over his broad shoulders, down his muscular arms and back over his broad chest, delighting in how his muscles jumped and twitched under her ministrations. &lt;br /&gt;	She slowly, seductivly traced his muscles down to his waist, then over his hardly packed thighs, and soft, pale inner thighs. She grinned as he groaned, begging her to touch his pulsing member without words. Hazel smiled again and lowered her head, planting a light kiss over his bellybutton.&lt;br /&gt;	Markum thought he was going to explode. He had heard the guards talking about the females of their sex, and how some were 'teases'. When he had asked them to explain they just laughed. Now he knew what the term meant. When the woman finally placed her lips over his aching manhood he had to restrain himself from letting the white liquid burst from his depths. His breath shuddered in his throat and he stopped himself from grabbing her head and shoving his entire penis into her mouth. She was licking the slit at the end of his penis, lapping up his pre-ejaculate. Markum's whole body shook with restraint, his muscles tense and quivering. Just as quickly as she had begun, the woman stopped playing with his penis.&lt;br /&gt;	"I want you inside me Markum. Do you know what I mean?" Markum shook his head. He'd never seen such an exotic creature. Before she could explain, he looked down at the fur between her legs, the moisture collected there and smelled the musk. Then his control snapped. Basic animal instincts took over and Markum buried his face in her moist cleft. He lapped clumsily at her whole pussy. Hazel moaned and directed him up towards her clit, and he took to lapping at it vigourously. Her legs stiffened and Hazel dug her ankles into Markum's back, arching upward. At her moment of climax, her skin returned to it's natural green, the rest of her remaining the same perfect glamour body.&lt;br /&gt;	Markum was in a red haze of lust. He couldn't do anything exept sit up, his face wet with his Mistress' come and an animalistic snarl on his face. Hazel shuddered with arousal, and Markum, without further warning buried his penis hard and deep inside her. His whole body shuddered as he felt her hot and wet close around him, so different from when he would stroke himself with his caloused hands. This was soft, so soft and tight. No control or thought, Markum grabbed Hazel's hips and began fucking her vigourously, pounding in and out of her soft moisture, grunting and wimpering. He looked down at her jiggling green breasts and bit down on her left nipple, still thrusting hard. Hazel's moans became screams of delight and she raked her fingernails down his back. &lt;br /&gt;	Finally, Markum's body couldn't take it anymore and he let out a howling moan against the Wicked Witch's breast. His penis throbbed and the queer feeling, this time so intense he might have passed out for a minute or two, whipped through his body and he filled the Witch's pussy with his come. He lay panting on her sweaty form, too full of feeling to move. Hazel smiled and stretched, her mind wandering to ruby slippers and her army. They eventually came back to the handsome man still hard inside her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You're promoted."</content>
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    <title>This past weekend...</title>
    <published>2006-04-05T00:55:37Z</published>
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    <content type="html">My GOD. This weekend I had so much sex! Oh, and word to the wise, those fun looking twisty green latex Trogan condoms? DO NOTHING. They're just extra luby, and I have to tell all the savvy girls (and guys) out there in the intar-webs, extra luby condoms mean two things. Being able to fuck longer without friction burn (tee hee); chancing having the condom roll back on itself when you're putting it on (yourself) your man. Which means you have to reach UNDER the condom and pull it over. Chancing pinching your man's cock when it's all hard and delicious.&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;  Back to the sex. One time sticks out in my mind specifically, though all the times were amazing. We had the house all to ourselves, N and I, and got naked and into my bed. Before we even started the horizontal tango, I was licking and teasing his cock. It turns out N makes this delightful little shuddery breath sound when I lick from his cock to his neck. I haven't decided to keep doing that, since he's so quiet all the time that when he makes noise it's SO satisfying, or to not do it often at all, that way when I do, he'll be surprised and it weill be all the sweeter...&lt;br /&gt;  I had him pinned under me, though we both know if he wanted to, he could have flipped me. We fucked cowgirl style for almost a half an hour, all the while I was teasing him with my breasts, my pussy and my words. I was testing his self control, and I still get a giddy little thrill when I think about the expression on his face. Eventually, I had to get him on top of me, and just to show I wasn't giving up, I demanded he show me he's my dominant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Oh yeah. He's my dom alright. Haven't felt him come like that before :) Wanna do it again!</content>
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    <title>Happy Birthday T-Bear!</title>
    <published>2006-03-23T02:41:42Z</published>
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    <content type="html">I am wishing Naillah a very happy birthday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  He met her in a club. His almost perfect woman. It was purely by chance, having only gone to the small-but-packed establishment on whim and a fancy. She had been jostled from behind by a drunken lout, her breasts were crushed against his arm.&lt;br /&gt; "Oh, sorry..." He began, and then he looked into her face. Classic nose, high cheekbones, large green eyes framed with lush, dark red lashes, pale skin peppered with delicious freckles. She let out a quick, clear laugh.&lt;br /&gt; "It's okay hun," she began, flashing him a smile with crooked incisors, "no problem." Her eyes met his blatently, holding his bewildered gaze for what seemed to be an eternity. She winked, grinned and licked her lips seductivly. She slid her hand up his forearm, and down again, scraping her nails against his skin. &lt;br /&gt; "Would you like to dance?" He asked, a little surprised at his own forwardness.&lt;br /&gt; "Sure big boy, you think you can handle me?" her voice and eyes were teasing, but her hips were serious, and seriously pressed agains his, "What's you're name?"&lt;br /&gt; "Cr-- Master." He said, deciding his fate then and there. She shivered theatrically, shaking her wide shoulders, and conciquently her generous breasts.&lt;br /&gt; "Ooo, I like it. Call me Slave then." In saying, she grabbed his hand and dragged him onto the dance floor. The pulsing beat of the techno, the heat of her body and her hips grinding against his all made his cock throb. They danced for almost an hour, and he could smell her sweat all over him. As the night progressed, she got more daring, and began licking his neck, grabbing his hips, and even hooking her leg over his hips to grind their bits together even closer.&lt;br /&gt; "I can't take much more of this," She panted after a while, "I live almost next door. Come home with me. Now." He nodded and leaned down. Breathing a hot breath on her neck, he bit down, hard. She gasped and grabbed his shoulders, her nails digging in, her green eyes going wide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  They tumbled into bed. Tearing each other's clothes off, she bit his shoulders, he licked down her chest to tease her nipples through her bra. They both panted and the smell of sweat and arousal filled the room. She reached into the bedside table, and pulled out a little surprise. &lt;br /&gt; "Want to have some fun?" She asked, and at his quizzical look, she revealed a scalpel.              "Please, just carve your real name into my skin and fuck me." He grinned.&lt;br /&gt; "Who's calling the shots around here?" He asked, taking the scalpel from her and pressing a hand into her chest. With quick deft slices, he sliced, once, twice... six times, and then dotted the I with an x. The incisions started to bleed as they resumed biting, licking and wrestling their clothes off. &lt;br /&gt; "Please fuck me," she begged, "let me be a little whore, just put your cock inside me..." He pulled out his cock and knelt over her. &lt;br /&gt; "Suck it, bitch." He growled. She leaned over, her blood dripping onto the covers, and crowed over his piercing. Impaitent, he grabbed the back of her head and shoved his cock into her mouth. She made a humming noise, and began sucking him, licking all around his head and massaging his balls. His hand slid over her slick back and down her ass to plunge two fingers into her pussy. He could feel her moan around his cock, and started to pump them in and out, stroking her g-spot, and occasionally her clit. After only a few minutes she frantically started to pump back onto his fingers. Her tongue was going turbo on his cock and he could feel her coming onto his hand.&lt;br /&gt; "Good slut," He purred, "Now stop." She kept licking and sucking. Soon he was close to coming. &lt;br /&gt; "Stop." He commanded in a ragged voice, and gave her a slap when she ignored him, "I said stop you little cockslut!" Grabbing a fistful of her curly mane, he yanked it back to look into her glowing green eyes.&lt;br /&gt; "Now I'm going to fuck you 'til you scream, whore." Slapping a condom onto his swollen cock, he laid over her, his sweat stinging her cuts. Slowly, to torture them both, he slid his cock into her, savouring her moans. Their bodies began to move together like they had in the club. She even hooked her leg around his hips, like before. Grunts, moans and the slap of sweaty flesh filled the room. Her blood made his skin feel tacky, and hot, all at the same time. She panted and begged.&lt;br /&gt; "Oh God, I can't come again, I'll die!" Her cries went ignored, and he snaked a hand between them to stroke her clit hard as he fucked her hot, tight pussy. &lt;br /&gt; "Fuck me like a little slut, oh dammit!" She yelled, her cries then becoming inane babble as she came again around his cock, biting into his shoulder hard enough that he knew it would be bruised for days. &lt;br /&gt; "What a dirty little whore, coming so easily. You probably fuck everyone, don't you, you little cockslut?" He was growling now, pounding her with every word, "you go to clubs and pick up men like groceries, don't you? Slutty little eyes and big tits." He squeezed one of her breasts, illiciting a moan from her swollen mouth. She arched her back and let out a scream as she came again, and this time, he joined her, moaning and pumping his come into her. &lt;br /&gt;  Panting, they rolled apart, and lay on the bed covered in sweat and blood.&lt;br /&gt; "Oh shit." She mumbled.&lt;br /&gt; "What is it?" He asked, genuinely concerned. With a wry look on her face, she turned to him and held out a hand.&lt;br /&gt; "Name's D-----." He smiled and shook it.&lt;br /&gt; "C-----." &lt;br /&gt; "Nice to meet you." She sputtered, and then began laughing, the sound clear as bells, "maybe we should get cleaned up." she added, casting a glance at her ruined sheets and bloody body.&lt;br /&gt; "Yeah." He agreed, "Probably should get on that..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know it's hot when my own work turns &lt;i&gt;me&lt;/i&gt; on. Tra la la la :)</content>
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    <title>Freakishly accurate.</title>
    <published>2005-12-13T16:06:34Z</published>
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    <lj:music>Does Your Mother Know - Abba (in my head)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;table align="center" name="christmastable" width="450" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" style="color: black; border: 1px solid black;" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr align="center"&gt;&lt;td align="left" width="75"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizuniverse.com/result_images/holly-left.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" align="center" style="text-align: center; color: black; font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Twelve Days of Christmas&lt;br /&gt;for risque_kitty:&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="75"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizuniverse.com/result_images/holly-right.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="10"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="50" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Day #&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Who?&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What they got you&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="10"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#FFCCCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;1st&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wakestar"&gt;wakestar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;a feather and a magnum of champagne&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#CCFFCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;2nd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mwicons"&gt;mwicons&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;A reverse strip tease&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#FFCCCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;3rd&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sexy_satyr"&gt;sexy_satyr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;the complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#CCFFCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;4th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mydwit"&gt;mydwit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;A few Gigs of Porn&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#FFCCCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;5th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlindsay"&gt;jlindsay&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;a tube of Crabs-Be-Gone&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#CCFFCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;6th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wanderlust03"&gt;wanderlust03&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;A creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#FFCCCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;7th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wakestar"&gt;wakestar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;a gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#CCFFCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;8th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/durandals_dream"&gt;durandals_dream&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;more condoms than there are days remaining for you&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#FFCCCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;9th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/writhinginhell"&gt;writhinginhell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;syphillis&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#CCFFCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;10th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/writhinginhell"&gt;writhinginhell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;A world-reknowned sexual teacher&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#FFCCCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;11th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/naillah"&gt;naillah&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;A all expense paid trip to the Red Light District&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20" bgcolor="#CCFFCC"&gt;&lt;td&gt;12th&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;a style="color: blue;" href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sickaspfuck"&gt;sickaspfuck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan="2"&gt;a big, sloppy kiss&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr height="20"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="background: #FFFFFF;" align="center" colspan="5" style="background: #FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;a style="color: red;" href="http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=43"&gt;Take this Quiz&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a style="color: red;" href="http://www.quizuniverse.com"&gt;QuizUniverse.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="background: #FFFFFF;" align="center" colspan="5" style="background: #FFFFFF;"&gt;&lt;a style="color: red;" href="http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=65"&gt;( or, take the 'clean' version&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a style="color: red;" href="http://www.quizgalaxy.com"&gt;QuizGalaxy.com )&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*snerk* N, you would. Mr Three-times-a-day. ;)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:22002</id>
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    <title>risque_kitty @ 2005-10-23T19:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-10-24T03:08:40Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-24T03:08:40Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kinky&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; You scored 71 sexpoints! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I am impressed. You've probably had a bdsm relationship before,&lt;br /&gt;or at least some experience with its themes. You see the magic in a&lt;br /&gt;paddle and feel the wonder in a newly trained sex slave. I bet you own&lt;br /&gt;a latex corset, maybe some thigh highs that match? Kudos! You would&lt;br /&gt;short out my circuits with that juice'm. Rarr! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/108/902/10990279211115535281/mt1114319349.jpg"&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="110"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="40"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;73%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;sexpoints&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=18100815288405735840"&gt;The Unconventional Sex Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=10990279211115535281"&gt;thefuckpit&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;OkCupid Free Online Dating&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3"&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kinky bastard!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; Grats! You're 80% kinky! &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird&lt;br /&gt;shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test,&lt;br /&gt;and keep up the good work ;) &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/929/9297475490519279986/17543972420614393184-4.jpg"&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="131"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="19"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;87%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;kinkpoints&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15304915120826511247"&gt;The Kinkyness Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9297475490519279986"&gt;nilnisicruce&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;, home of the &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3"&gt;32-Type Dating Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:20499</id>
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    <title>Six...</title>
    <published>2005-09-12T23:00:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-12T23:00:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">You may ask me six questions. I will answer them all honestly, (except for my name, address, etc).</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:20120</id>
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    <title>Knew it.</title>
    <published>2005-09-03T15:20:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-03T15:22:30Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Wanderlust - Flogging Molly</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/MexitalianBoy/1046499714_CWINDOWSDesktopbi.gif" border="0" alt="I&amp;#39;m bisexual!!"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You're Bisexual!&lt;br /&gt;You lika da penis and you lika da vagina. Good for&lt;br&gt;you! You don't care who goes down on you...&lt;br&gt;People think you are gay and won't admit it or&lt;br&gt;just plain greedy... (you slut.) But don't mind&lt;br&gt;them! Vive la difference!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/MexitalianBoy/quizzes/What%20is%20my%20sexual%20orientation%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What is my sexual orientation?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:risque_kitty:17397</id>
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    <title>Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL DAY!</title>
    <published>2005-05-28T14:52:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-28T14:52:19Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Save Yourself - Sense Field (in my head)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Summation of injuries: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Grass burn &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slices from grass &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Various bruises (some hickies) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Muscles pulled in lower back, hips and thighs &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mild sunburn &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chipped front tooth &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bloody belly button ring &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Know what? It was ALL WORTH IT. I rolled around in the grass and acted like an animal, and it was wonderful. He makes the sexiest growling noises and faces, I could just... Mmm :) I'm tired and sore today, and it makes me happy, because I feel a muscle twinge and I remember how I pulled it :D I look at one of my bruises and remember how I got it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I also achieved something I thought was impossible. I, have come without having my clit stroked. THat's right folks. Purely finger work got me off. I &lt;em&gt;could not believe it.&lt;/em&gt; I didn't think it was possible, but apparently, yeah. It is :) It's goooood. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I came so much yesterday, I didn't bother counting. We got frisky on the futon in my basement, and if he had tied me up, I don't think I would have survived. I though I was going to die. I honestly didn't know my body could take that much... um... abuse. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So despite my injuries (which were well earned :]) I am very relaxed today. A little missing N, but relaxed.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Woo, meme stuff!</title>
    <published>2005-05-17T20:50:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-17T20:50:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. Tell me something obvious about yourself.&lt;br /&gt;2. Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.&lt;br /&gt;3. What is your biggest fear?&lt;br /&gt;4. Do you normally take the safe route or the shortcut?&lt;br /&gt;5. What is the one thing you want the most that you can't buy with money?&lt;br /&gt;6. What is your most treasured possession?&lt;br /&gt;7. What is the one thing you hate most about yourself that you do the most often?&lt;br /&gt;8. Tell me something about you sexually that I don't know.&lt;br /&gt;9. Tell me something about you sexually that everybody knows.&lt;br /&gt;10. What is your favorite lie to tell?&lt;br /&gt;11. Name something you have done once that you can't wait to do again.&lt;br /&gt;12. Are you the jealous type?&lt;br /&gt;13. What is the 1 person, place or thing that you can never say no to?&lt;br /&gt;14. What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?&lt;br /&gt;15. If you could do something crazy right now, what would it be?&lt;br /&gt;16. When was the last time you cried?&lt;br /&gt;17. When was the last time you felt so good that nothing else mattered?&lt;br /&gt;18. Do you feel comfortable in public with no shirt on?&lt;br /&gt;19. Name something embarrassing you did while drunk.&lt;br /&gt;20. If you post this in your journal, do you want me to answer it?</content>
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    <title>Cute Meme</title>
    <published>2005-05-17T02:11:24Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-17T02:11:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I want you to post anything that you want in reply to this entry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, an opinion, a critique - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.</content>
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    <title>Naked Pussy II: Attack of the Mimi</title>
    <published>2005-05-17T02:09:52Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-17T02:09:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Oh, and if anyone was wondering, Mimi is the name of my coochie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I shaved again, and this time I had the good sense to use my dad's electic razor first. Hell of a lot easier. I am gonna keep shaving my cunt until it looks nice. Because I like it nude.</content>
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